You Can't Make This Shit Up!

A collection of 23 stories about my life and the hilarious stories that go on. What started as a gathering of friends telling stories while drinking evolved into this book of the tales some will question but the proof is supplied.

In this book, you'll learn:

* Why feeding dogs chili before a long trip in a van may not be a good idea

* True Crimes committed by my Grandmother and how she got away with it

* Why teaching Polish Arm Wrestling in school is not a smart thing to do

* How to become manager of a famous rock band for a night

* Why to never have a Nacho day for students who are lactose intolerant

These are more true stories from the bizarre and Why I Can't Make This Shit Up!!!!!!!!!